Sunday, September 14, 2008

Why I'm Voting Democrat (Not Really)

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it?

4 comments:

elaine said...
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elaine said...

so, you make your blog public by posting a link to it in the signature of your sign in on a very public message board...you open the posts to comments, and then when someone comments on a very bigoted and obnoxious post you make-you delete it?

why not just close comments- or stop advertising your blog link?

you feel strongly enough to post such drivel, but you don't want to be called on it?

lame!

Pretty said...

LOL, this must be why she posted that question about blogs being private or public...

what are you? in the Klan? like two gay people getting married is the same as some ignorant hillbilly marrying her horse...it makes me sad that people like you get to vote. I hope to GOD that your kids don't end up gay- you'll have them SO messed up with your ignorance (of course, you probably think that people CHOOSE to be gay, and your spawn would NEVER make that choice...)

you're gross. good luck with this.

Linda said...

I am republican and this is offensive to me. instead of deleting comments that point out your bigotry, you should delete this post.

or stop posting a link to it