You NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, under ANY circumstances eat the last big, soft, delicious chocolate chip cookie on the same day your wife starts her period.
It's a no-no.
Should you choose to break this rule, don't roll your eyes and huff and puff when she starts crying or the water works will start all over again.
Enjoy your evening.
PS- It wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't really trying to ration my sugar/carb intake right now and had been saving carbs ALL DAY. I know I could have gotten away with eating it without saving the carbs since I'm not a diabetic, but I'm on a really good routine and schedule right now. I didn't want to ruin it. In hindsight, I should have ate it when he was sleeping this afternoon.
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